Sigh. For years, WWE has had a habit of pairing wrestlers into make-shift tag teams because of some shared but by no means unifying characteristic. Sometimes they’re both Canadian. Sometimes they’re both the Jannetties of two former tag teams. Sometimes they’re both just really tall. But in the case of Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko, it was their beards that brought them together. Who would have guessed that similar facial hair does not a successful tag team make?