Daily Promo: Woodchipped

Behold, the death of Moppy.  Back before Perry Saturn was a homeless meth head, he was saddled with plenty of bizarre gimmicks, each one stranger than the last.  In ECW, he idolized Woody Harrelson’s character from Natural Born Killers.  In WCW, he briefly cross dressed. In WWE, he fell in love with a mop.  Here we see the relationship between Saturn and the object of his affection, Moppy, come to a tragic end.

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